Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
My roommate bought black toilet paper.
this person probably has to study for finals
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard